Kids say the darndest things. Here are a few of the latest gems from Jackson:
Total eclipse of the heart = Glue your lips to my heart
We’re all in this together = Put all your knees together
Two-story Target = Two-headed Target
Having a baby = Borned a baby (i.e., I borned Jackson almost 8 years ago.)
electricity = electriskity
up inside your club or in your Bentley = up inside your club or in your belly
I know there are others so I will add to this list as I remember them.